Been thinking that Joe The Plumber could use a good partner. That is why I am considering a new career as Tom The Butcher.
I actually wanted to be Sam, but figured that too many people would make cracks about Alice or the Brady clan so I scrapped that idea. Besides there is always another Paige that I can use to find a Juliet.
Anyway, I think that two men, one with a monkey wrench and the other with a meat cleaver can be pretty influential. Of course use those instruments in the wrong way and you could influence yourself right into jail, but that is not going to happen.
And now if you'll excuse me I am off to call Joe, there is a lot of work to do.