"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
April 14, 2009
I know a thing or two about dealing with Crazy Texans. Sometimes you just have to nod your head and ignore the nonsense they are spewing. Give them a few minutes and they just might come back to their senses.