January 03, 2005

Odds and Ends

As is my wont here are bits and pieces of the ragged collection of thoughts and ideas floating through my skull.

This past weekend I donated money to the Red Cross to help the victims of the tsunami. It wasn't much, but it was something. I don't really like the Red Cross, but I wanted my son to see me do it, not because I want to look like a big shot, but because I want him to learn how to give. And I want him to learn to give without considering whether it is a lot or a little.

When I was 19 a bear interrupted my girlfriend and I. Yes, a bear stopped me from having sex. Strangely enough it was at a campground called Lion's Canyon.

If I had a hammer I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning and then I would smash that ^#^%^#&^ record and swear to never play it again.

Tonight I considered watching L.A. Story. It's quirky and as a native Angeleno it makes me smile.

When I was 15 I had what I consider my first sexual experience on Catalina Island. She was from Nashville and liked my tan. It wasn't intercourse, but it scared the hell out of me. There, it only took 20 years for my fragile male ego to admit that.

I like to debate anything and everything, sometimes for no good reason. I might challenge you to prove your point and not really care whether I am right or wrong. Don't ask me why, it is like asking if the sun is going to rise again.

This is not a list of 100 things about me, but you could consider it a learning experience.

Men should learn to please their women sexually. Do it properly and you'll never lack for that kind of special attention. Then just for fun tell her no. Women do not hear that too often, sit back and enjoy the show, it will be interesting.

In case you are wondering, I like pushing buttons, be it on people, computers, assorted machinery whatever. I am a 5 year-old trapped in a man's body, don't let me get bored, it is a guarantee of trouble for all of us.

When I was 25 I had a downstairs neighbor who despised me. She thought that I was too noisy and claimed that I was keeping her up by having sex all night long. All night long she would pound on the ceiling and yell at me to go to sleep. My neighbor was the guy having sex all night long, I don't know what he was doing, but he could really do it.

I do have to admit that the girl downstairs had a couple of girlfriends who used to look at me with what I can only describe as very interesting looks. I once told one of them that the stories were all true and that I could prove it. She kind of turned her nose up at me and walked away. I laughed as she walked away and told her that she would come back. She did, she had dropped her car keys.

I am a very sexual person, but I try to keep that side under wraps.

If I had to pick some TV/movie characters to be they would be: Inigo Montoya, Jake Elwood, Bluto, Shrek, Angel, Grouch, Curly, Spock, Rick (From Casablanca), The Cowardly Lion and The Shark in Jaws. This list is subject to change upon whim or fancy.

I love pizza and a good cheesteak. Yes, fellow MOTs, I am off the derech, the horror. My mouth waters just thinking about it. Don't leave food in front of me, I am like a puppy and will keep eating. Yum.

I am done with this for now.

1 comment:

Stacey said...

There is a new cheesesteak place by my office. YUM. Since you fessed up, I will admit that I love Pepperoni pizza and Quarter Pounders w/Cheese.