tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post7293335770364221274..comments2023-10-30T07:39:04.857-07:00Comments on Random Thoughts- Do They Have Meaning?: Where Babies Come FromJack Steinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-47751659070904682862007-10-22T22:03:00.000-07:002007-10-22T22:03:00.000-07:00Judi,They might surprise you and then what will yo...Judi,<BR/><BR/>They might surprise you and then what will you do.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-44523656050039802532007-10-14T06:37:00.000-07:002007-10-14T06:37:00.000-07:00I've got an artsy tattoo on my ankle from back whe...I've got an artsy tattoo on my ankle from back when I was "young" (okay, back when I was in my early 30's...), thereby ensuring that my kids will never want one. It follows that by telling my kids the truth about human propagation, they will remain virgins well into their 50's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-50410501010287735362007-10-09T22:42:00.000-07:002007-10-09T22:42:00.000-07:00FP,Eventually I'll let him know.Alison,Thanks. I t...FP,<BR/><BR/>Eventually I'll let him know.<BR/><BR/>Alison,<BR/><BR/>Thanks. I try.<BR/><BR/>FC,<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>Orie,<BR/><BR/>Good luck.<BR/><BR/>GS,<BR/><BR/>I am working on it.<BR/><BR/>MW,<BR/><BR/>Thanks.<BR/><BR/>CM,<BR/><BR/>They are.<BR/><BR/>Mark,<BR/><BR/>Oy vey.<BR/><BR/>Michael,<BR/><BR/>He is almost 7. Wish I could have seen the look on your wife's face. Sounds classic.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-91257960743392666932007-10-09T08:47:00.000-07:002007-10-09T08:47:00.000-07:00How old is your son?My wife is pregnant, and my 4 ...How old is your son?<BR/><BR/>My wife is pregnant, and my 4 yr old daughter is occassionally interested in "the baby in <I>Ema</I>'s tummy."<BR/><BR/>The other day, she asked, "If the baby is inside <I>Ema</I>'s tummy, how does it get out?"<BR/><BR/>I told her, "By the same route it got in," and my wife had a fit....Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01314897574215489135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-91620821091919064382007-10-08T20:17:00.000-07:002007-10-08T20:17:00.000-07:00All I can say is, urine big trouble, Jack...All I can say is, urine big trouble, Jack...Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08449318388713585299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-75856723417045123162007-10-08T10:44:00.000-07:002007-10-08T10:44:00.000-07:00Jack...that is hysterical, best story I've heard y...Jack...that is hysterical, best story I've heard yet. Kids are way too literal aren't they?cruisin-momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16640061323519954002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-64660876382488079012007-10-08T08:12:00.000-07:002007-10-08T08:12:00.000-07:00hahahahaha!!!hahahahaha!!!Miss Worldwidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04652686845022821552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-22656140704025238772007-10-08T06:18:00.000-07:002007-10-08T06:18:00.000-07:00Well, it's a good start. You just need to get the ...Well, it's a good start. You just need to get the details cleared up before he starts weeing on his female classmates.Guilty Secrethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08421149287486690752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-224411177383517882007-10-08T06:12:00.000-07:002007-10-08T06:12:00.000-07:00Geez...has your kid been talking to Little Orieyen...Geez...has your kid been talking to Little Orieyenta? <BR/><BR/>After that whole "time of the month" talk with her, I am ceratin that this conversation is not far behind.orieyentahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08196912567675213457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-90139801285953061032007-10-08T05:46:00.000-07:002007-10-08T05:46:00.000-07:00At least he doesn't think the stork peed on his mo...At least he doesn't think the stork peed on his mother's crotch ;)fashionista cat in a zero gravity shoe-storehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079733804096731389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-44149518262408231592007-10-07T23:02:00.000-07:002007-10-07T23:02:00.000-07:00Heh. Good job, Dad! ;-)Heh. Good job, Dad! ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-14196295592324094002007-10-07T19:30:00.000-07:002007-10-07T19:30:00.000-07:00My mom handed my sister and me a clinical book and...My mom handed my sister and me a clinical book and left the room. It explained the mechanics of it all, but left out the part about committed love and mutual pleasure. It was years before I learned (from a classmate) that people actually did this for fun. Please do your son a big favor and clue him in to that part of the equation. He'll thank you for it later!FlutePrayerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13647289459197185054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-39874643846785480102007-10-07T18:59:00.000-07:002007-10-07T18:59:00.000-07:00No offense, friend, but perhaps you might consider...<I>No offense, friend, but perhaps you might consider also using a book with pictures....</I><BR/><BR/>Isn't that what the Internet is for. ;) No offense taken whatsoever. I knew that sooner or later the conversation would come up. I'll find some appropriate literature.Jack Steinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16625864271071630940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082887.post-62706108817284542072007-10-07T18:55:00.000-07:002007-10-07T18:55:00.000-07:00No offense, friend, but perhaps you might consider...No offense, friend, but perhaps you might consider also using a book with pictures....Kol Ra'ash Gadolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15990368493440225799noreply@blogger.com