All that time dodging the flames of the burning river might have given you a particular skill set that makes you especially suited for wandering through the swamps in search of giant snakes to play with.
And just in case you aren't certain you can always take a short online course to bone up on how to properly wrap your hands around one of these suckers.
Sure, it is not the same sort of snake you are used to handling but what harm could come from wrestling with a muscle that is bigger, thicker, longer and just as dumb as the others from your childhood.
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." — Groucho Marx
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