"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
October 04, 2009
I Hate Soap Operas
Just in case anyone is curious, I hate soap operas. General Hospital, Days of our Lives, All My Children and the rest of those stupid shows just irk me. I can feel them sucking IQ points from my skull.