June 02, 2008

Keywords and Comments About Them

Some of the searches that lead people here can be pretty, interesting. Here are some of the search terms that people used to stumble here as well as what they stumbled upon.

i need something nice to put on a obituary- Makes me wonder what the person they're burying was like. That search led to Johnny Carson- Not an Obituary.

in japan the hand can be used as a knife- The 70's live on. That search led to The Ginsu Knife.

how to use a sex doll- If you need instructions then you aren't old enough to own one. That search led to Hitler's Plan To Use Sex Dolls.

weird assault weapon- I sure hope that the sex doll person isn't responsible for this one. Or maybe they're looking for how to assault someone with a sex doll. Who knows. This search led to Strange Assault Weapons.

should i teach my male toddler to sit or stand to do wee- Oy, there is so much that could and should be said about this. For now the answer is stand like a man. This search led to Teach Your Boy to Pee Like a Man.

what is the meaning of the line in line- From the department of redundancy department we find Do You Stand "In Line" or "On Line"

2 comments:

Diane Mandy said...

I hear you. I get more hits from the phrase "bird pooping on my head." I'm not sure what to make of it.

Jack said...

I'm not sure what to make of it.

Maybe a paper hat or boat. ;)